Post III and final in the Cheeze Series
As I walked to the Metro one day this week, I realized why I like short
pants. In a past life, I was a
nineteenth-century boy who wore breeches.
Capris, cropped pants, pedal-pushers, Bermuda shorts, whatever you want
to call them, I wear those and long socks.
Yep, though I haven’t yet undergone a past-life regression, I’m fairly
certain I must’ve been a breeches-wearing boy in another lifetime; how else can
I explain this affinity for capris?