...Because 99.9% of the food produced in this household befits the adjective "mysterious," to the uninitiated.
I am da weasel, stealin' your toasties.
I made Morning Glory muffins for our neighbours who went to Burning Man...detox muffins.
All the carrots in the garden went from this:
To this (the fronds were too bitter to eat):
To this, about a saucer's worth of roasted carrots.
Sprouting the carrots in the little soil pucks stunted their root growth big time. The greens looked normal and full, but the roots tangled together and didn't grow very much at all. Next year...